And there's a town called "Surprise".
Imagine having to tell people you live in Surprise? I suspect you would get a lot of the same comments one gets when they live in Beverage or Research. ("Do you do a lot of research in Research? GUFFAW!!!")
Anyway, I'm in San Francisco right now, it's our last night here and I'm writing down some directions to our next destination for Blake to follow in our Mustang. The car we're hiring. Did I mention it's a Mustang? It's a Mustang. The rental car, that is. It's a MUSTANG.
I'm a little bit excited about it.
Speaking of excited, you should have seen me in Astoria. I went to Mikey and Brand's house, the museum their dad works at, the County Jail the Fratellis escape from and Cannon Beach which is the beach they're looking down at from the restaurant (unfortunately, there was no restaurant). It was a pilgrimage, that's for sure. I didn't want to leave.
I think San Francisco has been my favourite destination, second only to New York so far. Portland and Seattle were both quite cool, too but San Francisco is such a lively city and so completely its own. You just cannot mistake it for anywhere else. Even the architecture screams San Francisco (Full House, anyone?) and Alcatraz is so brilliantly mythical. It sits a mile or so out to sea, and even after having visited it, you catch yourself looking for it whenever you get a glimpse of the ocean, like a tiny cement Neverland.
Whistler was also an experience. The snow cover was so complete and virtually untouched that, were it not for the loud Australian in the lounge room ("Aye, whadya reckon we git a FOIR goin', aye guuuys? Bit chilly, ehhhh?") you'd think you were in a fairytail. And when it snowed! My god, I thought I'd seen snow in New York and Montreal and Quebec but that was like a fine mist compared to the huge fluffy masses of white we saw in Whistler, building up on your shoulders and hair and scarf, slowly turning you white.
For a snowboarder, I make a great swimmer. I lasted about 2 and a half hours before I threw in the towel. I probably should have stuck it out a bit longer but unfortunately, the small amount of confidence I started with lasted only the first 3 or 4 falls. After that, it was sheer stupidity that kept me going. But, alas, after a few more (bigger and hurtier) falls, I'd sort of scared myself out of continuing, fearing I would break something eventually. If I thought I was slowly getting the hang of it, I may have pressed on but, if anything, I felt like I was
losing skill and co-ordination as I went.
I probably should have tried skiing first as the only sports I'm really good at involve being about to move my feet independently. Having my feet enclosed in huge chunky boots which, in turn, are stuck to a big slippery board was daunting. There's something incredibly uncomfortable and almost clostrophic about being so firmly and tightly enclosed to a single stance from the knees down and where simply standing up is a huge task. That's a lot of control forfeited.
I'm glad I gave it a go but give me soccer or tennis or guitar hero any day.
As the end of the trip draws near, I find myself quite anxious to get home. I'm missing everyone a lot and, really, just missing Melbourne in general. There were some gum trees on Alcatraz which I found myself standing beneath, feeling very whistful. I looked at the blossoms and sniffed the air keenly for that eucalyptus smell and wished I was home again. But I'm also extremely excited about this last leg of the race which is destined to be epic. And when I say epic, I mean like Alien VS Predator if SPOD did the soundtrack.
Anyway, I have my 32nd book to read and some playlists to compile for the drive tomorrow. I'm thinking Cheap Trick, Television, The Sonics and probably a lot of the Labyrinth Soundtrack, to Blake's perpetual dismay.
Dance Magic, DANCE!